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If you have not had enough of Christmas cracker jokes, here are few of the best (I know it's worrying!) football orientated ones. TF90M will reprise the humour every so often bringing you the funniest football jokes from around the internet. And if you don’t think our gags are good enough, feel free to submit your own by emailing us at
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Q: Why is it so hot in the stadium after a football match? A: Because all the fans leave. Q: Why did a football player bring a rope onto the field? A: He was the skipper. Q: What do you get if you see a Leeds United fan buried up to his neck in sand? A: More sand. Q: How many Manchester City fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: None - they're quite happy living in the shadows. Q: How many Evertonians does it take to change a light bulb? A: As many as you like, but they'll never see the light. Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans. Q: What's the difference between a Liverpool fan and a broken clock? A: Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Q: What do you call a Manchester United fan with half a brain? A: Gifted. Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
A Problem. What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
An even bigger problem. What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
Problem solved Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.
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